The Nutritional Deer Hunting Venture

The mental and physical stress of the genuine deer hunt is common knowledge.  Preparation, including necessary habitat research as well as the proper equipment acquisition and tuning, is very demanding and energy absorbing.  For this reason, most of the actual season is directed toward a feeding frenzy enabling the hunter to store up gobs of energy to be utilized in preparation for the following season. 

This can be accomplished only through the consumption of a very special selection of high energy, intellectually stimulating foods.  The primarily deer hunter diet consists of

none other than CHILI.  Obviously, it must be Venison Chili, or it will not provide the necessary energy level.

Following in importance, but not necessarily in the order in which they are consumed, are:

               Pickled Turkey Gizzards

               Pickled Pigs Feet

               Pickled Eggs

               Smelly Cheese (Over aged Brick or Limburger preferred)

               Any other foods that the little boys and girls in attendance desire

Although the CHILI can be consumed for all three meals-particularly with eggs in the morning- it is suggested that the other optional foods be consumed after 10:00AM.

We have found that following this diet closely will enable the Deer Hunter to prevail in his quest of the quarry and have energy left over to help in the preparation for next season’s hunt.

If you need further elaboration on acquisition, or preparation of this stimulating diet, don’t call.  Just ask any Deer hunter you know.