TYPICAL 4TH OFJULY, 2016

July 5, 2016

IT WAS LOCK AND LOAD...NO PROBLEM... TOO LITTLE HELP TO CHAINSAW DEAD TREES....AND TOO MANY TO IGNORE THE PREVAILING WARMTH AND SUNSHINE. A PROMISED WEEKEND OF MORE FUN, LESS WORK.

Upon arrival, it was apparent that an unexpected visit of family Gremilin Craig had occurred. It was apparent because few could or would want to pierce the perimeter of our compound without some knowledge of the evils lying within. Weeds were mowed, and a multitude of delayed chores were defeated, making it look like a shoo-in* for fishing with the kids and basking in the sun.

The engine on the old pontoon turned over beautifully, and we slowly cruised out to boating -depth when -suddenly- Nah, even you couldn't guess-the engine stopped.....thanks OLE.** Well, many admonitions later, rather than laying it on Ole, we will lay it on old gas, or ethanol, or corn, or something.

Regardless, the scheduled itinerary was substantially altered, but as is always the case, the multitude of intellects surrounding us, saved the day. We managed to accomplish the required minimums (barbequed chicken, cocktails and a multitude of accompaniments usually adorning this type of fare).

Now, back to the boat........Initial assessment laid the problem to bad gas. Pulled the tank,dumped the suspect gasoline, replaced with new gas, and after many attempts, the engine did start. After a test run to assure reliability, I asked if anybody wanted to venture out on the lake. Several volunteered, so off we went. About thirty minutes later, after a smoothe voyage, we headed for the pier when-who would guess it- the engine stopped again. Guided by powers above, the breeze shifted and took our dead beast and its passengers right into its home port.

Back to the maintenance manual and further deliberations as to what is ailing our little craft. I have a feeling it is simply exhibiting its contempt for being largely ignored this season. I heard that animals can be that way. Perhaps boats can too.

* shoo-in: for those of more tender years meaning easy to decide

** Ole: referring to Ole Evinrude, inventor of the Outboard Motor